Funny Jokes and Stories: Beginners Guide To The Internet

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6 Jan 2010

internetRecent studies have shown that it is computernet for over a hundred of sites. This will be the second single on Ceefax as a useful source of information. Monkey Empire has the best of these sites, which affect the lives of real people like you that do not stain bearded freaks who got to school for boys or nerdnspellgirls computer, not a real man, go drinking and to improve the spirit liquid sugar rounded city crowded bar and watch soap operas and their behavior must be validated weekly newspapers contaminate the message so often used as bog roll. Well, this is a virtual equivalent of the c-list, so let me smile shitfests validate your behavior, it is true I can tell you where to go and what to do, why the fuck keep away from me so that I continued to fuck my job in peace. And if my job is sacred dong know about it. I am the god damn mayor of London. In any case, here are the Top 5:

Google
Google Inc was founded in 1923 originally built radiator pipes and casino chips before entering the lucrative Internet search market in the year 1997th Google is like a treasure, just type the words and give you a list of related words from inside your PC and beyond. People who are good at Google (as is well known Hardcore Googlists), even found that some of these words open up entirely new places, and sometimes even pictures. Google is now so widespread that none other than Leonard Nimoy once heard to say: “You can do anything for google, you will find really different, so the power can be with you.”

eBay
eBay shot to fame in 1999 when the chick is really a witch in Buffy the Vampire Slayer has succeeded in buy a special heater, that a spirit that will save the world from the online auction Web site included. While it may not be so lucky as to be able to an agreement on the DVD that same episode, or maybe some new things on your door brass, or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figure who never have forgiven your parents not to buy for you when you were 12 years old. Adventurers can only hope to try to sell the items may no longer be used. eBay has become so widespread that none other than Leonard Nimoy once heard to say: “You can do anything on eBay you can really be the force be with you to find other”.

The BBC
The Beeb, the good old aunt, the British Broadcasting Corporation, not the stuffy black 2-channel monolith and white television, which had not started until noon, and ends with the national anthem at teatime oh not the Beeb get the time, and after collecting your money and throw a large stack of about 60 years, when the Internet bubble came bouncing across the BBC was ready. It is estimated that 87% of all websites are part of the BBC, this is in addition to 167 channels of digital TV, 2 radio stations in the toaster and fast-food chain. You give them money, so a number of London-nets tosspot new media may tell you what to do and would not have otherwise. The BBC is now so widespread that it is none other than Leonard Nimoy once heard to say: “The BBC is food on my table to another, this is not true, may the force be with you.”

MySpace
The fact that you are so much less Beginner’s Guide to probably means that you believe that making a wonderful informative site like this is little to your skills. We believe that this is not against you, you probably know more about football or book holidays in High Street travel agents we do not receive all sorts really. Well no more, MySpace is the great equalizer, the democratization of the Internet, now anyone can be the online photo and stick around talking flash animated hearts floating on a purple background with yellow text on how you want to go out, watch telly and listen to music. Or maybe you are part of a subculture, and you want your page to crunchy guitar music on a black background with pictures of you have presented as a serious vampire-porn-star look. In fact, MySpace is a game, you will see other users of MySpace to close virtual friends and then the image is displayed under the “friends” list to your page. The game is the best person for the number of MySpace pages as possible, the most wins in the images shown at the end of time and space and have a life after the death of Baron. This is not to be left behind on MySpace, to flirt and ego-massage and sharing photos with naked people, which can age you are unsure or would regret it for eternity and then some. MySpace is now so widespread that none other than Leonard Nimoy once heard to say: “I have 28 friends that I really, who may be with you another.”

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