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This morning, as usual, was pressed for time. It would be my "thinking 9 to 5, especially at the beginning and woke up late. Instead, run by more than it already, I was, I'd take the time to finish my" prepare for the rituals of work "in the car. Still I saw many others do in my mirror and next to me in the car the same, why can not I? Then I took my things and ran to the car and began the journey from 32 minutes to work. When I brush my teeth, I realized I had no place to spit out that the toothpaste has accumulated-foam in my mouth. I rolled down the window and drooled masterfully from the inside of my car. Crest and saliva dripping from inside the door of my car on the power lock and window switches. At least my car has a fresh ...
When an adult suffers from а child's illness, pain is extraordinary. How did it end of Soviet times, when I caught measles, for three days in bed with a fever of 40 degrees and the heat would die. But then came a medical diagnosis of rubella, led me to a specialist in the life of a few days. I will never forget those three days - a terrible headache, mist as a whole because of the high temperatures and in three days, not the idea, but the quick death and wanted to. In the hospital I met a man over 50 who told me his story. In addition to being the first story. I am no longer young, and all my fellow club age often begin to complain of illnesses - some have an ulcer, others - problems of pressure, etc., and I feel like an idiot and can not hold the ...
Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to stop working, STOP WORKING; I'll even give you 5 reasons why you should. 1. If you stop working you'll have more time to devote to reading my articles, columns, and lists. This will enable me to become a household name down at the Unemployment and Welfare offices. My fame is a small price to pay for you living your dreams. Think about this when you see me on the 'Today Show'. 2. Quitting your job will make you feel wonderful. For about 10 minutes you'll be on cloud nine, you'll be on top of the ...

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